You’ve been cast.
The group chat is already talking about you.
It happens in your messages. A new episode every week.
Beverlies
A new episode every week
What they say to you
“babe nobody drops off a bundt cake at 6am in a silk headscarf”
“Nobody’s looking, honey. Fix your face.”
“you’re not famous, you’re just content.”
“mom thinks you joined a cult. I told her it’s worse. it’s a beverlies group chat”
“you’re either loyal or slow. I’ll figure out which.”
Open your phone
Beverlies